Chorus: Repeat 2X 

I dont know why this world keep turning 
Round and Round 
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now 

Yes man 
As the World Turns 
We all experience things in life 
Trials and Tribulations 
That we all must go through 
When someone wants to test us 
When someone tries our patience 

[Eminem] 
I hang with a bunch of hippies 
and wacky tobacco planters 
Who swallow lit roaches 
and light up like jack-o-lanterns 
Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we're dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source 
They never should've booted me out of reform school 
Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool 
They threw me out the Ramada Inn 
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) 
It all started when my mother took my bike away 
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave 
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers 
Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors 
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman 
Fuck the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin 
And all the other kids said Eminem's a dishead, 
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed 
May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class 
That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) 
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig 
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig 
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig 
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) 
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming 
Grabbed that bitch by her hair 
Drug her across the ground 
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down 
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop 
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop 

Chorus 

As the World Turns 
These are the days of our lives 
These are the things that we must go through 
Day by day 

[Eminem] 
We drive around in million dollar sports cars 
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards 
Outsiders, and we suing the courts 
Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source 
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat 
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at 
Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage 
Its almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch 
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" 
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza 
But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month 
But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt 
But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers 
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist 
So gimme all your money 
And don't try nothin funny 
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me 
I went to grab my gun 
Thats when her ass put it on me 
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry 
I fell through the glass doors 
Started causin a scene 
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine 
Jumped up with a broken back 
Thank god I was smokin crack all day 
And doped up off coke and smack 
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse 
Now I wanna kill her 
But so I gotta catch her first 
Ran through Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut 
Saw the house she ran up in 
And shot her fuckin porch up 
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut 
Looked around the room 
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut 
I know you're in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! 
You might as well come out now 
She said "Come in, its unlocked!" 
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne 
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn 
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" 
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it 
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her 
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her 
I started to beg "No, please let go" 
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll 
With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled 
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple 
Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick 
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! 
Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it 
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage 
I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" 
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!) 
Come here bitch! 
Come here! 
Take this motherfuckin dick! 
Bitch, come here! 

Chorus to fade 

And as we go along 
Throughout the days of our lives 
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday 
That we must go through 
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere 
Every day 
Every single day the world keeps turning